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Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls? She was hit by the zamboni. That's why it's hard for me to be in a wave pool because I'm sucking in 294574 gallons of water and everyone thinks I'm having a blast. The dangerous age is anywhere between one and ninety-nine 46. She's going to eat me! A flat mine Best Short Jokes-Good Short Jokes-Short Clean Jokes 36. Three feet of my cock up your ass.
Because, it ran outta juice. Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? A: The grass tickles their balls! Have you heard about corduroy pillows? Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls? Why do she make weird faces in pictures? This makes me feel empowered. Q: What's the difference between onions and prostitutes? While playing, suddenly little sunny took off running. A: The grass tickles their balls Q: What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown? Husband: I going for suicide Wife: Take one bag with you. The doctor comes out into the waiting room for the next patient. A: Two, One to screw it in, and one to take a picture.
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Q: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Some people think that they are very genius that we can not smell what's happening in their mind. Why did the policeman smell bad? Fun fact: we deliver faster than Amazon. So, I asked you all on my Facebook page for your Best. Q: Did you hear about the guy who ran in front of the bus? Q: Why is Santa so jolly? He was looking for a tight seal! You boil the hell out of it. Maybe that Blue Haired girl, the one that talks with a stutter, should be allowed to live her own life- free from all the Sniggering…Just a thought.
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Me : Me too, after you leave!! Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? See, tall people jokes are just as funny as short people jokes, if not more! So laugh it up, tall people, because we short people are ready to make a comeback. Me: Sorry but that information is confidential! Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? After he finished, she asks: Have you cured it. You keep hearing about them, but never see any. A closed mouth gathers no feet.