What if I start this relationship with you as a frien. I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock! Instead, you can use these ideas to break the ice and start an engaging conversation. The names Dick, can I put it in you? This is not for everyone. Although you may have to modify them slightly, guys are just as open to hearing how gorgeous they are. Cause you bring color to my life. Well Imagine Dragon my balls across your face. Want to see my hard drive? Then, sit back and wait for the joke to sink in.
Pick any body part and you are sure to draw his eyes. After you have a first kiss, the rest will unfold naturally. Could I sleep in yours? Corny, but it may be just adorable enough to work. I'm going to make you breakfast. We stop somewhere between '68 and '70 Oh my god girl, look at how those legs go up and make an ass out of themselves. Here, let me hold it for you.
Because you've got everything I'm searching for. I'm bigger and better than the Titanic. My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead? No Would you hold still while I do? You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat. This is almost too corny to work. Hey lovely, were you always this cute? Because I´m dying for some wood. You have been such a naughty boy. Again, make sure to pause after asking the question so he has time to realize that you are trying to pick him up.
Did you want to see it? This flirtatious pickup line is sure to break the ice. I am just completely intoxicated by you. Compliments are always a positive way to start a conversation. Oh dear—my bed is broken. Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you! Roses are red, violets are blue, we're having sex, cause I'm stronger than you I hope you have a sewing machine, cause im gonna tear dat ass up Are you an architect? Say this after a few rounds of drinks and he is sure to take you up on the offer. He will probably be confused. It's pretty big, but it doesn't leak.
My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? Use this pickup line and you are certain to leave the room with a phone number or more! I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! Yes Do you mess around? How much does your clothes cost? My mother raised me to be a good girl. If the night goes well, you can test the best lies out on that special someone. Because you raise my cock. Everyone loves to hear how great they look. Corny but honest, this line will get your message across clearly.
Your heart line says that you will call me soon. Okay, this one is a little gross if you read too much into it. Do you like bald eagles? Yeah, why Then spread for me! Because I can see your nuts. If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down? Each year we will write to you before we take any payment to remind you that this is happening. Cause I heard you got that ass ma! Cause you have a pretty sweet ass! At any rate, cheesy pick up lines should always be used only on the people you know because most of they are formulated as a joke with a mixture of cute pick up lines. I'm no rooster, but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you Do you eat chicken cause you can suck my cock. If you were a fishtank, I would tap that! I will be your play toy for the night.
Do you know Phillis Brown? Do you wash your clothes with windex? Those boobs look very heavy. Cuz everytime your around my dick swells up. I hope it is at least R-rated. Before long, he will be yours for the night. My magical watch says you're not wearing any panties. Are you a cowgirl cause I can see you riding me Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore. They call me the Delivery Man, cause I always come in the back door Beauty is only skin deep; a huge cock goes much deeper.
When I wake up in the morning, you are the first thing that I want to see. I'm the flower, you're the bee. I am hot, wet and ready for visitors. I'm no rooster, but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you Do you have pet insurance? Cause I want a piece of that. What is better than a rose on a piano? Because I have butterflies in my tummy I'm a dog and I'd like to check out your ass.