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If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. I mean, half the time I'm just talking out of my ass, or sticking my hand in it. And what's better is that it was filmed just 5 minutes away from where i work in Eden Prairie, Minnesota! Don't make me get loose. Brodie: What, like the back of a Volkswagen? I was feeling very relaxed. I agree that the kid on the escalator is hilaious. Evenstar 1 that was too little too late. Scrub all you want, it'll stick around for at least two days.

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A Schooner IS a Sailboat, Stupidhead! Poster

mallrats schooner quote

Haven't I made it abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit? Now, I know it's going to be hard to give this stuff up because of it's sentimental attachment-- Rene: Sentimental attachment? Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else Rene: I have always taken you with a grain of salt. It's not like we're talking quantum physics here. They have these new cookies at the cookie stand, you have to try 'em. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else. Brodie: The food court is downstairs the cookie stand is upstairs it's not like we're talking quantum physics here! How did I go from being on the verge of hot Floridian sex, to coincidal debate with you in the food court. Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.

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Now there's a concept I can't get enough of - a man and his monkey. Scrub all you want, it'll stick around for at least two days. There's supposed to be three! The crazy fuck thinks he can levitate shit with his thoughts. When are men going to learn that women want romance, not Mr. It's not a schooner, its a sailboat! Why don't you knock it off? In fact, last time I checked I was way ahead.

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And then I'll guarantee you'll see a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of them ,. Now there's a concept I can't get enough of, a man and his monkey. ZazzleWidgetsGlobalGateway-flyout{position:absolute;z-index:9999;background-color:white;border:none;border-radius:2px;width:210px;box-shadow:0 10px 20px 0 rgba 0,0,0,0. Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. Take it easy before I have you removed from the mall.

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Brodie: You take your hand and stick it in your ass like this. Cookie stand isn't part of the food court. I mean, how come you're not at some larger upscale commercial center? I'd look the same if I banged anyone in that elevator, present company excluded. B: hes an alien for christ's sake! There's just some things you don't talk about in public! Jared Svenning: That is, um, my Junior College class ring. I'm a girl, damn it! But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once.

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Lafours is only the most feared security guard in all of New Jersey, he's got 305 collars, all convicted. . On prom night, you asked me to sleep under the bed in case your mother burst in, I did. Brodie: The usual vault rules apply: Touch not, lest ye be touched. You act like you fucking live here. Brodie: Hey, Suitorette, this guys a homophobe.

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mallrats schooner quote

Okay, you clock him on his headpiece and knock his ass out cold. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips out and starts beating it right there. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. You think I care what store in that shit pit dirt mall has the latest Godzilla bootlegs? Steve-Dave Pulasti: I was warned about you. ZazzleWidgetsGlobalGateway-dropdownContainer{align-items:center;background-color:white;cursor:pointer;display:flex;height:30px;padding:0 10px;position:relative;width:210px;box-shadow:0 4px 20px 0 rgba 0,0,0,0.


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I'm gonna fuck you up beyond repair! Quint: Of course it is. ZazzleWidgetsSppProductDesktop-modifyMessage::after{content:'';position:absolute;left:46%;bottom:100%;width:0;height:0;border-left:15px solid transparent;border-right:15px solid transparent;border-bottom:17px solid ededed;clear:both;}. The cookie stand is upstairs. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. I would look the same had I banged anyone in that elevator.

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Oh, please don't go girl. Brodie: Textbook closet case self-loather. That is the cheesiest response to an honest question I've ever heard! Is this the kind of guy you wanna spend a vacation with, this hate-monger? Now get your fat ass up there! Brodie: You take your hand and stick it in your ass like this. You Fuckers think that just because a guy reads comics means he can't start some shit?! Brodie: So you love them? Referring to his comic collection : It gets worse, I was gonna propose to her. Lois could never have Superman's baby. It's bound to come up. I have some questions that need answering.

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My cousin was a wierd guy! She could tell me I was going to die in 10 minutes so long as she was topless. Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her? He didn't mean to hit you. ZazzleWidgetsScrolly-contents{white-space:nowrap;position:relative;-webkit-transform:translate3d 0,0,0 ;-ms-transform:translate3d 0,0,0 ;-moz-transform:translate3d 0,0,0 ;-o-transform:translate3d 0,0,0 ;transform:translate3d 0,0,0 ;-webkit-transform-origin:top left;-ms-transform-origin:top left;-moz-transform-origin:top left;-o-transform-origin:top left;transform-origin:top left;}. . Gill: What, like the back of a Volkswagen? What the fuck are you talking about? I wanna do girly things! Now you have something against fat people, too? And he said to me: Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out? Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ's sake. I don't wish the kid harm, but his mother should suffer that horrific ordeal so she'll learn how to manage her child! You don't come to the mall to shop or work. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for sega.


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