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160 Best Funny Short Jokes

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Is this a justice to shout instead of using break when somebody comes front?? A: Because he took a short cut. I want you to look at me the same way I look at pizza! Q: What do you say when you lose a wii game? Q: What do blondes do with their assholes in the morning? I want you to continue sacking. Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window? Interviewer: Which city is most costly city in country? Q: What did the triangle say to the circle? My train of thought just ran off the track. A: Because it was cultured. A: They make good ankle warmers.

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BEST. SHORT JOKES. EVER.

most funny short jokes

A: The month of March!. Here you will find different jokes, riddles, pick up lines and insults. World's most perfect Man - Her Father! You put a little boogie into it. A: The phone rang while she was ironing. World's most luckiest man - Her sister's husband! Q: What did one plate say to the other? I used to supply Filofaxes to the mafia. Their forehead touches the ground, LoL.

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Funny Dirty jokes

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Lady teacher rubs it off. A: The steaks are too high. Funny short jokes make you laugh out loud, most times uncontrollably. They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked. Barman: You mean a martini? Q: Why did the computer break up with the internet? He was looking for a tight seal! Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? Q: Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? Description: They say take risk to get success in life but our comedians say that the span of life is really very very short so why to put in danger by taking risks. Nothing, he gave a little wine. Q: How do you really confuse a blonde? A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.


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The Best Short Jokes Ever and Really Funny One Liners

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Q: How do you make holy water? Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? Q: Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? He was looking for Pooh! Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that was found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? Because it has a silent pee. Grass, I lied about the wheels! Yo mama so small she poses for trophies! When you cut their furlough. Me: I want a hot and attractive body. A: Your dyslexic Q: What music are balloons scared of? Man: The person who sells the alcohol- Priest: yes, he will also go to hell.

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Funny Short Stories

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A German asks for a martini. I played triangle in a reggae band but left — it was just one ting after another. Me: No matter how big letter you writing in the warning on Whisky or cigarette pack, they will buy the so boldly. Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? He replied: See I am doing and it goes to dog's credit. Now, Rosie lives near a railway line and as the train passes by the cupboard collapses.


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Really Funny & Cute Silly Jokes [Most Hilarious Short Jokes]

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Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom? You put a little boogie in it. My Grandma Ann always has a joke up her sleeve. Watson go on a camping trip. For more short jokes on a related topic see on the page Really Funny Quick Jokes. Mother-in-law is a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball! A: With a rocking of the head from side to side I dunno! Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? Hitchcock, one of the officers, saw something written in blood on the wall. Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? Hilarious Jokes That Are up in the Air ~ Air Jokes - Getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Top 100 Short Jokes

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Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls? Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? Clean Blonde Jokes — Good Blonde Jokes 79. And then I saw her face. Me: It smells like updog. Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom? Photographer: My secret of success is? Man: But marriages are not allowed in same blood relation!! To be very honest, sometimes you need a whole bunch of silly jokes to lighten up your mood. A: It was too tight. A: They eat whatever bugs them 96. So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.

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Top 100 Short Jokes

most funny short jokes

A: The scientists were brainstorming! I swear I even woke up in a good mood, but then I remembered I had to go to work. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. It seems that we are responsible for repopulating the land of unicorns. The more you play with it, the harder it gets. A: Because his parents were in a jam! A: We make perfect cents.

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Best, funniest, most hilarious short jokes, one

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The other watches your snatch. Why don't skeletons fight each other? Q: What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Fastest mode of communication - Tell a girl a rumor and take promise to keep it as a secret. World's most Handsome boy - Her Son! A: Because he wanted to see time fly! Raise my hand … For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, press 3. Q: What runs but doesn't get anywhere? What do you call a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? A: To keep their ankles warm. But how smarty he uses the terms early and late just by replacing one with another.

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