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Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because he saw the salad dressing. It was craving a well-balanced meal. I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock. Because it kept saying Bach, bach, bach. Have you heard about the cannibal that passed his brother in the forest? How do you make a hormone? I never make mistakes…I thought I did once; but I was wrong. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.
Q: What is heavy forward but not backward? I think you need to take the day off. Q: What do priests and Mcdonalds have in common? How do you befriend a squirrel? I used to be into sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality, but I realized I was just beating a dead horse. Why did the skeleton hit the party solo? Why did the policeman smell bad? He was too far out. What do you do if someone thinks an onion is the only food that can make them cry? A mushroom walks into a bar. Scold enough out here to go ice skating. Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool? Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? If this is the case, how about sharing these with your family or friends. Everybody went crazy and started and corny puns in the forum topic and in no time, more than 7000 entries of funny jokes were added for our laughing needs.
Because it was not peeling well. Q: What did the hamburger name his daughter? A: Two: one to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass him the blow dryer! People say it over and over again, we share it among our friends, good jokes make you laugh out loud, most times uncontrollably. You boil the hell out of it. A: No No No I said I wanted shrimp for dinner! Just act like a nut. More than you can af-Ford.
Because he was a little shellfish. What do you call a man with no arms or legs wading in a pool? He could feel his presents. They eat whatever bugs them. Q: What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving? Because seven was a well known six offender. What did one wall say to the other? He thinks he's smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than an sheriff from West Virginia. Free free to laugh it out loud while reading.
Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue with his pizza? Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: Because it was framed! You put a little boogie into it. Q: Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool? Because, it ran outta juice. Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? Because he was a little shellfish. He was a little hoarse. Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? How much does a pirate pay for corn? The waiter said We dont serve ropes.
We would like to hear from you. Why does a blonde smile in a lightning storm? A: He said that he loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams. How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? However, the stranger tells you the most corny jokes you ever heard. Because he was a little shellfish. A: A soccer match 34. Short Corny Jokes Daniella Urdinlaiz 1. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Because his mom and dad were in a jam.
Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? In case he got a hole in one. Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels. You will notice that they will have a joke for every moment. You should know that there are some situations when only Corny Jokes can make the other person laugh and so you have to assure that you do not miss this opportunity because you will get it only once in your life. I just wanted to make that clear. What do you call a pooch living in Alaska? She just puts it on her bill. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.